And
this is a teaser excerpt…
“This was some fucking party, a wang-dang-doodle crew of
grotesques and pony girls, kicking, cutting, drinking and drugging, copulating
in corners loosed with martinets, manacles, and devices, generally raising a
reasonless and increasingly riotous ruckus. Living lawyers squired dead-eyed
models who had long since adopted the habit of eating human flesh and other
varieties of voidoid meat. Skin sagged from bones and the shapes of faces were
reducing themselves to ectoplasm with a kind of sliding motion. Cocaine,
heroin, crystal amphetamine, elevated barbiturates, large mammal tranquilizers,
and other ingestible powders figured almost as strongly as alcohol, rolled
opium, and black tablets of belladonna at the tables. Dwarves in military dress
blues, bearing medals and strange insignia, looked on with over-sized Beefeater
Martinis in their stubby fists, while lizard men from the frightened cities of
the hollow earth, doing passable—if scaly— impersonations of Joan Crawford,
tangoed with Italian baby wiseguys in black fascisti shirts. A Krishna pimp
paraded with a swaying, finger-cymbal string of five of his stable. He offered
up the perfumed delights of slit-sari, honey-skinned, undulating Hindu whores,
heavy with gold and silver, with oiled and ample overfed thighs swathed in
silk, yab-yum dots on foreheads, and their yoni red, ringed, rouged, and
pouting. Gilded boys in spandex and tans so mahogany they could only end in
melanoma, performed queer tribal dances, with roots in the Hitchhike and the
Batman.”
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The
secret word is Purchase
$25,this better be good.
ReplyDeleteHey Mick,
ReplyDeleteIs this only available from the States? Anywhere here in Britain that I can get a copy?
The book can be purchased in the UK direct from Penny Ante in Los Angeles, just click the link and pay via Paypal, but – as a limited edition from a small indie publisher – it’s pricey. As in £10 for the book and another almost £6 for shipping. There’s really nothing I can do about that as the author, but I’m really hoping, down the pike the book will be on Amazon.co.uk, or there’ll be a Brit distributor, but right now those ducks are definitely not in any kind of row.
ReplyDeleteOi DoC..anyone who is nobody knows me, anyone who is anybody doesn't..wise words m8..do I need another mickey-mouse porno, when the on-line..bondage paper has so much to offer..u surprise me..JoHn Wesley Harding was released after the annual beano we all call 'chrimbo'..give the anarchist a cigarette my arse ..
ReplyDeletebtw; is it any good, or should I wait & buy a 'used' copy from Amazon..
It's fucking excellent, and you can quote me.
ReplyDeletecalm down Mister Farren..the rabble might be knocking at ya door..but it don't excuse bad manners.
ReplyDelete'high-treason' still carries the 'godly butchery' sentence of being half-hung, then disembowelled and quartered..it's only necessary to prove that u levied war against 'the majesty of king-ship'by trying to effect by force an alteration of the established law..be careful wot you wish for _
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ReplyDeleteHey de-Lux, you gotta lot of nerve, but yeah, I'll do it. To the French address? It might take a week or it might take longer.
ReplyDeleteSome of us just shut up and buy it, Johnny.
ReplyDeletesome of us rob the dead..some of us steal from the living..some of us like to cause havoc..me, I lead a quiet life, I like to go fishin'..in the waters of oblivion..
ReplyDeletethanks for offer m8, but I ain't looking for a hand-out..I'll stand my ground, take mah chances in 'the shed-end'..you don't have to be nice to meeeeeeeee
just turn the water into wine DoC _
your 'teaser' had me thinking DoC..read it before..maybe down in Mexico or a picture upon somebody's shelf..then the penny dropped..the boys finally made it thru' the wall
ReplyDeleteit's, the Von Bek's family..who stayed too long at...The Brothel in Rosenstrasse..?? in case ya wondering this is
just another hard luck story bought to your attention by the Jack of Hearts..hahaHa _
£16 ain't so bad. I've been ripped off plenty worse, all too often, for far less return. It reads well - hope you get a UK distributor.
ReplyDeleteAnd here is me thinking you had a sneak preview Johnny or even a minor part !
ReplyDeleteNo 13.
ReplyDeleteIs it only available in dead tree? Much as I love my paperbacks as a carbon sink and their properties as insulation I find that they take too much space for a London flat. These days I prefer e-books. Granted my kindle wont keep me warm after the apocalypse but i'll still be able to read it with a solar charger
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