So okay. No Rapture, no Day of Judgement, no precipitation into Infinite Nothingness. To quote the great Nelson Munz, “Ha-ha!” Life goes on as usual for a Saturday and I would really recommend that the God-fearing should perhaps shut the fuck up for a while after getting this one so massively wrong. Let’s not hear any more demented crap about Creation Science, Armageddon, or the fetus having a soul for at least a couple of months.
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You may thank me for preventing the apocalypse. I personally turned back legions of angels with a massive barrage of pink energy. If they can make absurd claims so can I and you can't prove me wrong because the end of the world didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously...Thanks Mick. I agree completely.
Now that God isn't going to relieve the shithead of their responsibility for living, Lets get on with the tasks at hand: Enjoying life and making this planet a fit place for all humans.
Well,at least i'm not going to miss Dr Who.
ReplyDeletemonday nothing, tuesday nothing, wednesday,thursday nothing. I always knew that The Fugs are thee only true prophets. (Although I secretly hoped to get rid of this rotten mankind this way...)
ReplyDeletewonder if it was the same thing that always happens to me when I try to astral project off the planet? mom nature always slams me back to earth and says "ain't none of you leaving till you clean this freakin mess up!"
ReplyDeleteDear Mickey,
ReplyDeleteIt's Nelson MUNTZ, not Munz. There's only one Munz.
Best,
Munz
Perhaps it did happen and you didn't notice because all your friends and acquaintances are abject sinners and didn't get to go. I'm pretty sure I didn't get raptured because I'm an abject singer.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm pretty sure I'm not dead, and except for a volcano in Iceland things seem pretty normal.
ReplyDeleteI would be quite happy if God did take the riffraff somewhere else and left this planet to being who have a clue.
actually I'm sort of bummed as you say it would have been nice to get rid of them a-holes and I had big plans to loot all their stuff and sell it at the flea market
ReplyDeleteIf the people who predited the day of rapture actually read the bible, they would know Peter 3:10 "But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night." in other words - unpredictable.
ReplyDeletedon't know 'bout that the thieves in this ghetto 'hood I have my basement bunker in are pretty predictable/ they come when they see everyone in the house leave/ they've got my van three times(they like to steal vans to go and steal the copper from the foreclosed houses)
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