Sunday, June 06, 2010

SUNDAY BREAKFAST

The piece of wedding cake had been sent by the bride. It arrived in a silver box. “Yum”, I though, “Coffee and cake.” I made myself the coffee, I placed the cake on a plate, but then, as I was about to spear it with a fork, it suddenly transformed into a malevolently hostile robot that would have attacked me if I had not beaten it immobile with my favorite Elvis Presley coffee cup. (Image supplied by Faux Smoke)

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The secret word is Decepticon

4 comments:

  1. The Bride8:03 PM

    The Decepticon was payback for the pony harness, darling.

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  2. Dolores12:52 AM

    Which of you wore the harness?

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  3. Anonymous2:21 AM

    OBAMA VIOLATED MY PRIVATE PARTS!

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  4. Diamond Lil3:05 AM

    Yes dear. I'm sure he did. And the WV is foxyt.

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