The piece of wedding cake had been sent by the bride. It arrived in a silver box. “Yum”, I though, “Coffee and cake.” I made myself the coffee, I placed the cake on a plate, but then, as I was about to spear it with a fork, it suddenly transformed into a malevolently hostile robot that would have attacked me if I had not beaten it immobile with my favorite Elvis Presley coffee cup. (Image supplied by Faux Smoke)
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The secret word is Decepticon
The Decepticon was payback for the pony harness, darling.
ReplyDeleteWhich of you wore the harness?
ReplyDeleteOBAMA VIOLATED MY PRIVATE PARTS!
ReplyDeleteYes dear. I'm sure he did. And the WV is foxyt.
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