"Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper, even in the dark, with this new Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper! Perfect for power cuts, this groovy glowing loo roll means that if you don’t want to wake anyone up in your household by turning on the light, it’ll cast its green glow over your bathroom, so you can find your way around. Also – it’s Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll! Just when you thought everything that could be invented, has been, we can still surprise you." Click here if you really must.
This can't be a good idea.
ReplyDeleteThis is a joke. It can't be serious.
ReplyDeleteYou bet your ass it's real.
ReplyDeleteBet? On glowing toilet paper? Not very likely.
ReplyDeleteIf I use it enough, will I end up with a glow-in-the-dark anus?
ReplyDeleteThat might only be the start of your troubles.
ReplyDeleteFor some unknown reason, the link will not work! I am desperate for this paper! I have awaited all my miserable life for some inkling of meaning to show itself unto me & now, IT WON'T WORK!!! OH, GAAAAWD!, NO! (please fix?)
ReplyDeleteThat is not coming within 50 feet of my anus.
ReplyDeleteThe link is working for me.
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