This gold customized .45 caliber Colt 1911 – with the gilded engraving that looks so much like cash money – should be just the defensive ticket for any nervous Master of the Universe. Even though it’s been in use for almost a century, the 1911 is the perfect prole-stopper and was the favored side-arm of (among others) Mike Hammer, Sonny Crockett, the Phantom, the Spirit, the Shadow, Nick Fury, Walker, Pike Bishop and the rest of The Wild Bunch. It’s ideal piece to persuade the poor that poverty is just God’s way of chiding their stupidity and laziness.
i miss nick fury. and i miss jack kirby.
ReplyDeleteWhat evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows. Bwahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWrong about Sonny Crockett, he used a Bren Ten which fired 10 mm ammo.
ReplyDeleteAnything to make a poor little rich boy feel safe.
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