*Ahem* Um, I mean, what a beautiful child you have! And such a firm grip... Just to think, one day his daddy'll be president of these here you-nited states! (I mean, c'mon, why vote for a lesser evil?)
uh... so that was either an innocent play on words, a zen koan, or the eeriest, most genuinely unsettling thing I've ever seen you write... [...and I've read your early stuff...] Any comment?
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ReplyDeleteOogrechht! Sadvadchaashth oogrechht!
Ioch! Ioch! Cthulu Ve Daagon!
*Ahem* Um, I mean, what a beautiful child you have! And such a firm grip... Just to think, one day his daddy'll be president of these here you-nited states! (I mean, c'mon, why vote for a lesser evil?)
I suppose I could have as easily made a comment about Mick's questionable paternity, but that just seemed too easy...
ReplyDeletePaternity? You don't know the half of it.
ReplyDeleteuh...
ReplyDeleteso that was either an innocent play on words, a zen koan, or the eeriest, most genuinely unsettling thing I've ever seen you write...
[...and I've read your early stuff...]
Any comment?
Like John Lee Hooker once remarked -- don't start me talking.
ReplyDeleteWow, sure hope you didn't have it THAT rough.
ReplyDeletePerhaps some time over a single-malt, then...(since that's what I'd have said to him, more than likely)