Thursday, July 02, 2009

THIS IS AL FRANKEN















This is Al Franken. I never liked Al Franken. An asshole. A tiresome wizeass blowhard. On the original SNL he was never as funny as he though he was which is why they never let him work with Belushi. And later he almost wrecked Air America by never being as smart as he thought he was – and dull to boot. I think it’s safe to say I loath Al Franken, but now he’s a fucking senator and – supposedly a liberal – and I’m expected to be pleased because he completes the magic filibuster-proof majority of sixty, and Barack will be able to push through a proper national heath service. Yeah. Right. If we live that long.

The secret word is Goodnight

Karl Malden -- RIP

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:48 AM

    But he's good enough & he's smart enough & gosh darn it, people like him.. or at least they liked him more than the other people with enough money to do that politics thing.

    I for one, suggest that Rodney Dangerfield & Richard Prior be resurrected & formed into a single mega-zombie, the sort capable of both eating brains & governance over the mindless... that's a win-win situation if I ever heard of one.

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  2. Pepsi1:52 AM

    Two words. Bill Hicks.


    WV = ovedd

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  3. Mark Haspam5:54 AM

    wv: NO-TALENT-EGOMANIAC-FUCK-FACE



    It might be that the Bono Vox syndrome is spreading.

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  4. Emo for president

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  5. untalented wet blanket not-so-funny turd he is,but at least the democrats are in charge,for now at least. Maybe some other bills will be pushed through that actually help people?
    Yeah,and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

    wv-spolym

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  6. FUCK THE ILLUMINATI.

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  7. Anonymous2:29 AM

    SPAM!

    It ain't only gnarly meat in a can anymore.

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  8. Oddly, it seemed to arrive with all Franken.

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  9. Not so sure about the 60 votes either. Spector has his own agenda. Kennedy never shows up and Byrd is in hospital.

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  10. Now Minnesota has another mistake to be ashamed of "Senator Al Franken". Put into office by a corrupt SOS, Acorn assisted voter fraud and a group of the most ignorant State Justices in America.

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  11. Lefty9:47 PM

    You lost. Get over it.

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