Thursday, July 02, 2009
THIS IS AL FRANKEN
This is Al Franken. I never liked Al Franken. An asshole. A tiresome wizeass blowhard. On the original SNL he was never as funny as he though he was which is why they never let him work with Belushi. And later he almost wrecked Air America by never being as smart as he thought he was – and dull to boot. I think it’s safe to say I loath Al Franken, but now he’s a fucking senator and – supposedly a liberal – and I’m expected to be pleased because he completes the magic filibuster-proof majority of sixty, and Barack will be able to push through a proper national heath service. Yeah. Right. If we live that long.
The secret word is Goodnight
Karl Malden -- RIP
But he's good enough & he's smart enough & gosh darn it, people like him.. or at least they liked him more than the other people with enough money to do that politics thing.
ReplyDeleteI for one, suggest that Rodney Dangerfield & Richard Prior be resurrected & formed into a single mega-zombie, the sort capable of both eating brains & governance over the mindless... that's a win-win situation if I ever heard of one.
Two words. Bill Hicks.
ReplyDeleteWV = ovedd
wv: NO-TALENT-EGOMANIAC-FUCK-FACE
ReplyDeleteIt might be that the Bono Vox syndrome is spreading.
Emo for president
ReplyDeleteuntalented wet blanket not-so-funny turd he is,but at least the democrats are in charge,for now at least. Maybe some other bills will be pushed through that actually help people?
ReplyDeleteYeah,and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
wv-spolym
FUCK THE ILLUMINATI.
ReplyDeleteSPAM!
ReplyDeleteIt ain't only gnarly meat in a can anymore.
Oddly, it seemed to arrive with all Franken.
ReplyDeleteNot so sure about the 60 votes either. Spector has his own agenda. Kennedy never shows up and Byrd is in hospital.
ReplyDeleteNow Minnesota has another mistake to be ashamed of "Senator Al Franken". Put into office by a corrupt SOS, Acorn assisted voter fraud and a group of the most ignorant State Justices in America.
ReplyDeleteYou lost. Get over it.
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