“Broken and desperate, George Bush has turned to the woman who many believe was his secret lover, insiders say. In a blockbuster world exclusive, sources reveal what the ex-President said in frantic midnight phone calls to Condoleezza Rice - and his estranged wife Laura's agony. Don't miss a single word!”
Our pal Aeswiren sent over this tabloid wonderment. Wouldn’t we all just love it to be true? Unfortunately that’s all they wrote on the web, and you’re gonna have to pick up a copy in the supermarket for the full vicarious thrill. (I also wonder what means a person like W would choose to off himself. Suggestions?)
tabloid crap? manchurian candidate syndrome? both?
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"Loretta Lynn hiding DEADLY SECRET"
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there's another great post-modern sci-fi weird rambling just waiting to be turned into weekly episodes.
(I also wonder what means a person like W would choose to off himself. Suggestions?)
ReplyDeleteDuck hunting with Cheney?