Saturday, December 13, 2008

SECRET OF THE MOTORCADE



MrMR has once again clued us in…
Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUVs are in the Presidential or VIP motorcades? You know, the ones with blacked windows that no one gets in or out of. Well, wonder no more. They are the heavyweight protection and have a 6-barreled 7.62 mm mini gun that fires over 4,000 rounds per minute. The vehicle is also armor plated, and the wipers need to be running to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing.” (Click here for a shoot 'em up promo video from the company that makes this monster.)

The secret word is Ratatatatatatatat!

5 comments:

  1. So, is there still room for a mini-bar?

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  2. You cannot even open those soft plates-windows. Too heavy Suburban shits, needs a repair every few weeks... and you need an Arab behind to fulfill it. People inside are always in paranoia of attack. From inside every passer-by looks ugly and fanatic. Especially hippies with their long beards.

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  3. And does it protect the incumbent from flying footwear?

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  4. Not, if he's in Irak.

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