After weeks of conducting arcane and darkly sinister rituals to make Sara Palin go back to the elk and the frozen tundra (well, they worked didn’t they?), and currently telling harrumphing Republicans, “Boohoo. Too bad. Now fuck off”, I actually wonder if the smartest move might be to keep the awful woman around. She could lead a rump fragment of the GOP – the Raving Looney Shotgun Hillbilly Jesus Plumber Party who would, if lucky, constitute some 15% of the electorate and never manage to be more than a noisy nuisance the rest of us could tune out.
The secret word is Isolate
I'd rather she was eaten by vengeful polar bears.
ReplyDeleteAnd have three straight days of polar bears vomiting? No thanks.
ReplyDeleteAll that Diet Dr. Pepper she drinks?
ReplyDeleteThe VE is fultspit
ReplyDeleteAmerican flag pins on your lapels doesn't make you an American.
ReplyDeleteAnd why does the rope on the pin's flagpole look so much like a dollar sign?
ReplyDeleteVE = fillyme
ReplyDeleteWatching TV makes you an American
ReplyDeleteword ver: REGLOS
the isolation scheme is quite interesting in theory, but risky. It might happen just the opposite. She might suck at politics but she is a strong TV personality.
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't that what politics in America (and most of the world) is all about?
I mean Obama only got elected because the country had already endured almost a decade of rampant republicanism, as intense (or more) than Nixon. It's as if people have to be put through hell so that they wake up to their political consciousness.
Only after being lied to, robbed, confused and manipulated for 8 consecutive years do they press charges. It's like a wife beating case.
And also don't forget that Palin is a woman - which if she makes it big in the GOP - it's a major "revolutionary" step for the party.
Of course we all know she is an unealthy hybrid of Britney Spears and Tatcher, but she IS a woman - which in the republican mind, might mean that she is in some way appealing to the liberals.
Why do all the WVs now sound like body parts in some weird language? I just got "tatines". Is Google fucking with us?
ReplyDeleteindeed, cheese.
ReplyDeleteI got SCONALD, the organ located somewhere between your Tatines.
Summend?
ReplyDeleteSee Micky, now we got Obama the only thing we need
ReplyDeleteis the recoder ding.
And now, a little dance.
Sadly, the Doc40 decoder rings have been proving something of a problem. I found a manufacturer, but they required a large initial order which was kinda beyond the Doc40 resources.
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