Wednesday, November 19, 2008

A SIGN OF THE TIMES



Today Gene Simmons – currently hawking a reality show, and every kind of Kiss merch he thinks he can get away with, from Kiss condoms to Kiss coffins – rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. The Dow promptly plunged more than four hundred points to yet another record low. I think it’s time to disband the Kiss Army.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:58 PM

    arr arr arr

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  2. The guy's a total dick,and their music sucks. Anyone hear the interview he did for public radio,last year,and he sounded so stupid.As soon as he did the interview he tried to have it erased from the public radio archives,because he came off as a complete idiot. Not that I think public radio is the high bar on anything.But he's in the media,had a book or a TV show to promote,(as usual)and all they did was ask him questions about his career,and beginnings,and he was rude and stupid. He didn't like talking about being Jewish,and saying his real name. A one trick pony,with no talent. Anyone who buys into his sex sells crap,has a small reptile brain.

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  3. I note the God of Thunder (sic) didn't remove his t-shirt or hairpiece in the sex tape. It's all a bit Naff really

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  4. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Simmons actually made that video to promote abstinence. He's a mole for the religious right, always has been, because to date their checks have always cleared. His mission? To make sex and rock and roll look like the most boring, base transaction possible.

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