“LAKE WORTH, Texas (AP) — A teenager jailed on accusations that he delivered drug-laced cookies to a dozen police stations was released Thursday after tests showed no drugs in goodies taken to two departments.
Blue Mound and Lake Worth police said tests by the Tarrant County medical examiner showed there were no controlled substances in cookies delivered this week by Christian V. Phillips, 18, who had been jailed in Lake Worth on $75,000 bond on a charge of tampering with a consumer product.
Phillips walked quickly out of the jail without commenting while accompanied by his father, who then drove away with his son.” Click for more
The secret word is Huh?
I'm confused. Who's hoaxing who?
ReplyDeleteWell, the good news is this Christian doesn't get thrown to the lions; at least not to digest.
ReplyDeleteThey just chewed him up and spat him back out.
Storing marijuana next to cookies ? Possibly. Lab traces of LSD ? Get the fuck outta here! It's like a tale of Little Red Riding Hood.
On another note entirely, Mick, what the fuck is that in your pic ? A Meerkat hybrid or just a bald cat ? Whatever it is, it's incredible.
Hoax? I dunno. Just a bunch of stupid, paranoid cops. Also shows you how good their 'drug detection' abilities are.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting.
But wait....still nobody has said if the cookies were any good?
ReplyDeleteI need to know!
nice choice of image. Is that one of the cops while under the influence?
ReplyDeleteWhen I heard about the cops eating acid cookies my News of the World alarm went off. And in Texas? The cops must have seen the Pigs of Uranus or something.
ReplyDeleteI believe it's a baby lemur.
ReplyDeleteCute.
ReplyDeleteIt's Dan Aykroyd from Twilight Zone: The Movie :-
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08YxwTzPwBQ