Friday, May 23, 2008



A car dealership in Butler, Missouri is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold. The car lot in question, Max Motors, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer. The reason for the somewhat grim promotion? Owner Mark Muller explained "We did it because of Barack Obama. He said all those people in the Midwest, you've got to have compassion for them because they're clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns." Click for the rest of the story (Sent by Valerie)

The secret word is Firepower

2 comments:

  1. And to think the gimmic to sell cars used to be a free set of foot mats!

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  2. Anonymous9:16 AM

    And to think I got MY handgun the old-fashioned way; in a back alley, for cash, from a crackhead. I am such a fucking chump...

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