Saturday, November 24, 2007

DAYS OF TRYPTOPHAN AND PIES



As the Turkey weekend laboriously grinds on, I do my best to write, sleep, and ignore it since, apart from having no need for any public displays of gratitude, it would seen that what was a dubious concept in the first place (pilgrims, Native Americans, dumb birds etc.) has now degenerated to drooping orgy of overeating, shopping, and football. I can only bring you this quote from Warren Ellis as conveyed by our pal Dr. Adder…
“Don't forget, my Yanqui readers, the true meaning of Thanksgiving: give your neighbors an infected blanket this Thursday and then move into their houses after they're dead.” – Warren Ellis
And, or course the above page from a fundamentalist comic that I stumbled across in my web travels. I find it hard to fathom what these people do with their time when they’re not complaining, praying, swaying to Christian rock, voting Republican, or mindfucking their children. Do I really have spell out the multilateral aberration this work of art.

I suppose they could play human Pacman.

The secret word is Butterball

10 comments:

  1. I know it's not terribly important. My boyfriend wanted to use your RSS or ATOM feed. I tried to get it to feed to LiveJournal, but it simply posts a link to your recent post.

    I don't know if it can be 'fixed' to show up more information here:
    http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=42662

    He's really interested in getting the pictures and such on his friends page. If you can't help, thanks anyway.

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  2. Wow. I can't be of any help at all. I only drive this spaceship and have little idea how it works on the ATOM level. What pics does your boyfriend want?

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  3. Anonymous12:52 PM

    Anyone notice that Jesus is lefthanded?

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  4. I think he just wants the atom or rss feed that shows the entire entry, rather than simply a link, since your entries often have the images included.

    Really I don't know how it works. I don't have a blogger. I think it may be a simple setting, though, since I get the feeds from other sites, some with images.

    And these word verifications really do help me realize that I just can't read.
    =)

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  5. Like I said, I really know nothing, and approach technology much from a standpoint of magical realism, but wouldn't it be easier just to enter the blog via the actual URL

    http://doc40.blogspot.com/

    I found you can use the word verifications as anagrams to create wholly original obscenities.

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  6. Were Jeebus a real man (instead of the wimpy space elf he is) he would've pulled that naughty girl's panties down for some real punishment. Or would've tried that crap on a naughty boy his own size.

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  7. Anonymous7:25 PM

    A paddle with holes in it is supposed to hurt more than one without. Does the same a apply to a hand with holes?

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  8. Anonymous10:10 PM

    Come one Mick. You can't just show us a panel from that crazy comic without even a name for the site..

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  9. I'm afraid I can because I literally stumbled across it and that's all that was posted. I don't even know the title of the comic or whatever. In fact, I'd be glad to hear from anyone who does.

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  10. I agree wholeheartedly with m. bouffant... :-) ...and regarding the quote... the pilgrims did that very thing with cruel regularity to the natives.

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