We don’t hear much from logicgrl these days, but this was with some stuff about leeches she sent and us, and a damned useful tip it is too.
1) Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.
2) Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.
3) Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
4) Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
5) Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE’s eyes (if it has any)—you will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.
The secret words are Zeta Reticuli
1) Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.
2) Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.
3) Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
4) Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
5) Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE’s eyes (if it has any)—you will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.
The secret words are Zeta Reticuli
Gosh, if a little anal probing is all it takes to get a ride on a spaceship (and leave the sordid Planet Earth behind) I'm willing!
ReplyDeleteAs if we're not all getting screwed by staying behind anyways.
--pick me, pick me!!
PS. Why is it called Alien Abduction, when it's humans that get taken?
Unfortunately, it's rare an abductee gets to leave the sordid earth behind. They get returned to the sordid earth along with their sordid alien experience.
ReplyDeleteKass is unfortunately right.
ReplyDeleteI don't see what all the fuss about the anal probe is all about. It never bothered me.
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