Wednesday, April 25, 2007



“What the fuck?”



And then some girl goes on to point out that some fool thinks he’s found Kryptonite. It doesn't glow green, but an unidentified mineral discovered in a Serbian mine matches the molecular composition of Kryptonite described in the movie Superman Returns. (What does this mean Kal-el?) When minerologists tried to find other substances that matched the white, grainy rock they found in a mine near the Serbian region of Jadar, they came up with nothing -- until they searched the Web and …well...you try and make sense of it.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:51 AM

    Weren't they always finding shit in Serbian mines in The X-Files.

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  2. Anonymous3:55 AM

    That's Siberian, Lefty. The alien black oil stuff that turned you into and alien.

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  3. Anonymous3:27 AM

    Siberian mines and Tunguska ~ the fallback of tired hacks everywhere.

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  4. Anonymous5:47 AM

    mind you, the Kryptonite is PINK in hue.........

    what then, Batman?

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  5. Anonymous6:56 AM

    You know what they say..."Pink kryptonite in the morning, sailors warning!"

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