“What the fuck?”
And then some girl goes on to point out that some fool thinks he’s found Kryptonite. It doesn't glow green, but an unidentified mineral discovered in a Serbian mine matches the molecular composition of Kryptonite described in the movie Superman Returns. (What does this mean Kal-el?) When minerologists tried to find other substances that matched the white, grainy rock they found in a mine near the Serbian region of Jadar, they came up with nothing -- until they searched the Web and …well...you try and make sense of it.
Weren't they always finding shit in Serbian mines in The X-Files.
ReplyDeleteThat's Siberian, Lefty. The alien black oil stuff that turned you into and alien.
ReplyDeleteSiberian mines and Tunguska ~ the fallback of tired hacks everywhere.
ReplyDeletemind you, the Kryptonite is PINK in hue.........
ReplyDeletewhat then, Batman?
You know what they say..."Pink kryptonite in the morning, sailors warning!"
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