THERE GOES THE OZONE
That slightly dubious award show The Golden Gobles happens today. (And on MLK Day which seems kinda cheesy.) To further complicate the event, highly unnatural winds are buffeting LA and all the hairspray in Hollywood is being used up to keep stars and celebs coiffed on the red carpet. For more on award shows...
http://lacitybeat.com/article.php?id=3140&IssueNum=136

The secret word is Fluorocarbon

And if you wanna see a can of hairspray explode...
http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/84-hairspray.htm

Bumper Sticker Of The Millennium – JESUS LOVES YOU – but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

And my ego just compels me to post this link...
http://www.sea-urchin.net/radiobaghdad/bugger5.html

CRYPTIQUE – It’s so big it has its own weather system.