HO HO HO
Q – Why is America overweight?
A – It gave up smoking.
(And before you Brit homies laugh too hard, remember you’re on the same slippery, non-smoking slope.)

VARIED YULE THOUGHTS
God is always being "used" by those that desire to control the citizens of their nations and to "move" them in the desired direction -- it has never worked and is doomed to failure here in America -- but what will be the cost? – Longrider

If you want entertainment, you can get a couple of hookers and an eightball. – Sean Penn

The secret word is Cough