OUR GLORIOUS LEADER CONTINUES TO SCREW THE POOCH
Key U.S. general criticizes Fallujah attack – http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5983400/

Also a few folks have questioned the Caligula ref in a recent post about Oprah’s car giveaway. I was thinking of how, during the classic "bread and circuses" phase of Rome's decline, it was common to hurl free stuff to the mob to keep them quiet.

Q -- If Bush made his horse a senator would anyone notice?

I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY...
So Martha Stewart wants to serve her time right now so she can be out before the spring crocuses bloom, and do the bit in Danbury, Conn so she can be close to home. Like the Fonz used to say, "whoa!"

CRYPTIQUE – From the perspective of the rats and albino alligators, the road we travel is only the roof of a sewer.