SINCERLY, THIS SUCKS

My battle with AOL goes on, but I'm learning to be calm. I reject anger even though this mega-corp will not allow me to talk to a human being about the problems their systems failure and fragmenting programs are causing me. I will not be consumed by fury, and I will not contemplate a suicide attack on their corporate headquarters, or employing dark, Lovecraftian forces to conjure deformities among their empolyees. I am learning patience.

Fast LEB Emergency Fact -- Our President was once a cheerleader.

CRYPTIQUE -- And if you believe the above...