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Beats the hell out of toast and marmalade or eggs and bacon. What can I say? After this lot I won’t say a word. I probab...

Yup. “I don't want to do it. Everyone else does. I don't like playing outdoors, and I certainly don't like f...

“I come in colours too. Just watch me.”

Just so you don’t get the idea that this is another dose of “why I left America” let’s start this uneasy Friday by noti...

“We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their air...

The family considered sending Desmond Frozdick for treatment, but they needed the eggs. 

WE HAVE THIS EFFECT ON SOME PEOPLE

British Summertime starts on Sunday, which makes all the information below about the radio show, basically be one hou...

IT’S PROMOTION TIME This coming Sunday at noon GMT, instead of blogging Sunday Breakfast on Doc40, I’ll be live on the r...

Click here to discover the just how surreal. Marc Campbell of Dangerous Minds is responsible..

Wake, wake, smell, smell, coffee, coffee, bacon, bacon, crackle, crackle, eggs, eggs, fried slice, fried slice, grapefruit, grapefruit, ...

“Photoshop has very kindly put me in a motel room with Elvis Presley.” 

Cloning hybrid owls and pussy cats is asking for trouble.

I read the news, I watch the TV, I join the dots. I feel ill. I hope I’m wrong but Cyprus and Detroit only seem to confirm th...

How close are current banking practices to RICO predicates for a criminal conspiracy? 

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Did you think no one would notice what you were doing on Facebook? “Speaking at a technology conference in New York City ...

Bonnie-Jo Frozdick did not want to be photographed on the back of Elvis’ motorcycle.

A few weeks ago my pal and poet the excellent Ben Graham conducted a marathon interview round here at Alexandra Villa...

( Lifted from Ken Shimamoto )

When our long time comrade and running buddy HCB introduced me to THE CREATURE, his purpose was unclear. I didn’t kno...

“I’m leaving Farren with his squiddly paramour and going for a drive.”

Here at the Doc40 funhouse we have talked much over the years about the coming Catapocalypse when cats will become the ruling ...

I very much doubt that even the CIA can subvert – or for that mater avert – the Catapocalypse. One somewhat unnerving new sy...