Saturday, September 15, 2012

HITCHHIKE – HITCHHIKE, BABY














When I was a young lad I hitchhiked. A lot. And I’m old enough to remember Anthony Eden (the noted speedfreak), the Suez crisis – that last Imperial flourish before Thatcher’s gruesome little war – and the resulting oil shortage. The UK populace was encouraged to give rides to strangers to save gas. School hours were cut and The Daily Mirror supplied cutout stickers to put on your windshield the read “Free Lifts At Your Own Risk.” Later I’d hitch around the country – London, Brighton, Devon, Cornwall, even Scotland. Of course, there were problems with cruising pervs but nothing that couldn’t be handled by a teen pretending he was Woody Guthrie. Today, alas, it seems to have all gone. Hitchhiking is too reckless, too socialist, too dangerous for the 21st century, but when our palls at Delancey Place sent me the following I felt I should pass it along. 

“In the early 1970s, the conservative, older residents of the quiet coastal California town of Santa Cruz began to be overrun by hippies. To control them, they tried to crack down on their uncomfortable and often dangerous practice of hitchhiking: To the older, long-term residents, Santa Cruz's new hippies were an 'undesirable transient element.' In the sum­mer of 1970, the city attempted to reduce their numbers by limiting their transience: prompted by several conservative council members, town legislators considered enacting an antihitchhiking ordinance. Noisy young longhairs stormed a city council meeting, chanting 'Sieg heil!' and 'Power to the people!' The hippies saw the proposed ban as an outright attack on their way of life. Hitching was not only central to their low-budget, freewheeling lifestyle, it was the perfect expression of countercultural ideals. It was a way of expressing trust in one's fellow man. It was living in the moment instead of obeying a rigid schedule. And it was ecological and antimaterialist, because hitchers didn't need to buy cars. In short, it was 'a beautiful, groovy way to travel,' as one nineteen-year-old girl told Newsweek in 1969. Frequent news articles on the burgeoning phenomenon all cited the hippie commitment to using highways for impromptu human connection. As one hitcher put it to the Santa Cruz Sentinel in 1971, 'Mostly you just feel how much people need each other and how much they take care of each other.' ...
Hitchhiking was not invented by the counterculture. For many decades after the introduction of the automobile, hitching rides was perfectly mainstream. In the days when few people owned cars, giving a ride to someone who needed one was simply the decent thing to do. During the Depression, a lift was a means of helping out the less fortunate. And once the war broke out, picking up hitchhikers became nothing less than patriotic duty, since soldiers often thumbed their way to or from their bases. Emily Post even sanctioned the practice for young women who had jobs in the defense industry--though she suggested drivers and hitchers restrict their conversations to impersonal topics, like the weather. ...
Antihitchhiking campaigns began around the time the inter­state highway system did. In the late fifties, the Automobile Association of America launched a campaign called 'Thumbs Down on Thumbers.' It aimed at dissuading drivers from pick­ing up hitchers by suggesting they might be dangerous felons or con artists. The FBI--impelled in part by J. Edgar Hoover's hatred for student activists who were hitching to civil rights and antiwar demonstrations--joined the campaign, issuing scary statistics and creating a poster titled 'Death in Disguise' that featured an ominous hitchhiker. 'Is he a happy vacationer or an escaping criminal,' the poster asked, 'a pleasant compan­ion or a sex maniac--a friendly traveler or a vicious murderer?' The Saturday Evening Posthad the answer in 1957: 'The Hitch­hiker You Pick Up May Be a Dangerous Criminal!' The maga­zine reported that 'Drivers have had their heads bashed in with stones, have been dismembered and have been disemboweled by strangers they picked up on the highways.' ...
In spite of early scare campaigns, hitchhiking continued to grow in popularity. In the sixties, articles published in maga­zines as varied as Life, Harper's, the National Review, News­week, and Scholastic all viewed thumbing in a positive light. A 1966 Sports Illustrated feature was typical: it recounted fun stories about hitching, described as 'a valid ticket to adven­ture for uncountable thousands every year.' Author Janet Gra­ham--a practiced hitcher--even included a perky list of 'Tips to Girl Hikers.' They included 'Take a companion-or a hat­pin'; 'Be neat but not gaudy -- no low-cut blouses'; 'If he's tipsy or wolfish, say you are heading elsewhere'; and 'Learn in five languages: 'I'm going to throw up.' ' 
Part of why the practice persisted was that early campaigns against hitching presented the hitchhiker as the threat. Early hitch-horror films like Felix Feist's The Devil Thumbs a Ride (1947) and Ida Lupino's The Hitch-Hiker (1953) cast the hitch­hiker as villain, a story line that continued even in later films like Roger Corman's The Hitcher, made in 1986 and remade in 2007. In these films, the hitchhiker never has a backstory; he simply looms into sight by the side of the road and opens his campaign of torment. "The Hitcher was partly inspired by Jim Morrison's song 'Riders on the Storm,' from the 1971 Doors album L.A. Woman. Morrison's lyrics -- whispered and sung at the same time for added effect -- describe a hitchhiking murderer and warn the driver not to give him a ride, but here, too, the image feels like a metaphor. Morrison was not writing a public service message about picking up hitchers: to be a rider on the storm is sim­ply to be a person on the turbulent journey through life, with the hitchhiker standing in for any bogeymen who can ruin the trip. ... The hitcher-killer felt no more real than the zombies, werewolves, or aliens who stalked the nation's dreams. And in fact, the real danger of hitchhiking was almost never to the driver; it was to the hitcher. By 1973, Santa Cruz was subject to a series of grisly murders committed by Ed Kemper, who cruised area highways giving rides to unsuspecting hitchhikers.” Ginger Strand – Killer on the Road: Violence and the American Interstate (University of Texas Press)

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The secret word is Thumb 

SMOKE IT IF YOU GOT IT


HuffPo? Roseanne Barr attacking the War On Drugs? Actually it very lucid and made some good points including this one…

 Americans are roughly five percent of the world's people, but they consume two thirds of the world's anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication. We don't really have a war on drugs; we have a war on drugs that don't make money for big pharmaceutical companies. Or, as I've been putting it, for years, "The War on Drugs is a war on poor people on street drugs waged by rich people on prescription drugs." Seriously, who are we kidding?” Click here to read more.

FRUIT – WHAT ELSE?


DARTH ALIEN


Thursday, September 13, 2012

BUT WHEN AND HOW FAR?










In April 1989 I was living in New York and never felt the full impact of the deaths at  Hillsborough stadium, but I seem to be catching up with a vengeance 23 years too late. While lawyers for the families talk about South Yorkshire police, Sheffield city council and Sheffield Wednesday FC perhaps facing charges of corporate manslaughter, I have to wonder if will all stop with just the coppers' cover-up, or will investigations ever extend as far as the Thatcher government and the Murdoch press, and also Thatcher’s well-known loathing for Merseyside, football fans, and her massive, almost satanic, debt of gratitude to the police for allowing her to use them as her very own personal storm troopers while crushing the miners. Or am I just dreaming and, when she dies, they’ll canonize the witch.

The secret word is Retribution   


THIS IS TERRY JONES – HE’S A DANGEROUS COMBINATION OF MEGALOMANIAC AND IDIOT


This psychotic bigot is the pastor of the Dove Outreach Center, a cracker box church in Gainsville, FLA and he also seems determined to use social networks put a match to the Middle East. In 2010 he wanted to stir up Islamic mayhem and grab himself national and international attention by burning copies of the Koran. Now, in addition to running for President, he’s the producer/promoter of the film "Innocence of Muslims" or "Muhammad, Prophet of the Muslims," that depicts Muhammad as “a thuggish womanizer, and Muslims as homosexuals, child molesters and madmen and has half the world” and has been described as “film is an obscenely inept vanity project called “The Innocence of Muslims” adds to it. A work of ignorance, hatred and utter incompetence, it shouldn’t deserve mention, let alone inspire so much tragedy.” Someyears ago I wrote a poem that started…

“Have you noticed how many times it all basically comes down to a bunch of men sitting in a gasoline soaked room, wondering which among them is sufficiently psychotic to strike a match?”

It seems to fit. But what do you do with a psychotic like Terry Jones?. I’ve defended freedom of speech since I was a teenager, if not with my life certainly with my liberty. This might, however, be a time when the only answer is for a couple of burly CIA guys take the mad pastor out back of the shed and blow his fundamentalist brains out.

I WAS ONCE IN A BAND WITH THIS GUY












Our pal Brad Dourif is known as an actor specializing in the dangerous and demented, and for films like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Wise Blood, Ragtime, Dune, Blue Velvet, voice of Chucky in the Child's Play series, and Grima Wormtongue in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Back in the mid-1990s he played didgeridoo and did vocals in a decidedly weird musical/spoken word floating crap game that also included Jack Lancaster, Andy Colquhoun, Wayne Kramer, and Doug Lunn. The fruits of this endeavor are preserved on the CD The Deathray Tapes (if you can find one) but I was delight when, a few days ago, I discovered a YouTube tribute to Brad that uses a vocal duet by him and me as the sound track.

Click here to check it out.   


THE FROZDICK FAMILY













Arden Frozdick and her friend Jessica founded the Lesbian Space Deputies and had many adventures. 

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Sunday, September 09, 2012

SUNDAY BREAKFAST














I suspect I have been immersed in the popular culture for much too long. My imagination has become the functional equivalent of prune-wrinkled hands after staying in the bath longer than one intended. One symptom of this is that I no longer seem to be able to regard a harmless orange without being reminded how the orange is Francis Ford Coppola’s symbol of death or impending doom in the Godfather saga. I mean, check it out for yourself. Each time a character is snuffed, there are the bloody oranges. Here’s just a partial list – Don Vito is gunned down while buying oranges. At the commission meeting of the Five Families, bowls of oranges are in front of Tattaglia and Barzini. There's a bowl of oranges in front of Woltz before the horse loses its head. Vito has orange peel in his mouth moments before he dies. Fanucci picks up an orange from a fruit cart before he’s shot dead by De Niro. Johnny Ola gives Michael an orange as a gift from Roth, and oranges are in front of the guests at the crucial Havana meeting. Finally, at the very end of the trilogy, an orange drops from Michael's hand as he dies. And why all the contemplation of symbolism and mortality on this particular Sunday? I guess it’s because I had a birthday a few days ago and, at my current age, one starts to wonder how many more might be lined up. But don’t worry. I quickly turned away from such morbidity. I have too much to do and too much that needs to see the light of day to be mulling over the prospect of my demise. 

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The secret word is Florida

MARILYN SEZ…










“Death? Tried it. Didn’t like it.”

WARNING! WARNING!

(Image from Elf Hellion)

KRYPTONITE WASN’T SUPERMAN’S ONLY WEAKNESS


GRATUITOUS CORSET


Wednesday, September 05, 2012

HOW THINGS BEGAN
















Although I had a rough idea of what’s detailed below I really didn’t know all the fine points of the internet structure, and what I did know was romantically distorted by William Gibson’s cyberspace, Al Gore’s information super highway, and my fanciful own concept of an hallucinatory Interzone electronic souk. Thus, when the flowing shows up from our pals at Delancey Place, I figured I should post it if only to marshal my own grasp of the facts, while I'm trying to figure a way to bring the international banking system to its knees. 

"From its inception as a U.S. military funded project in the 1960s, the Internet was designed to solve a particular problem above all else: to ensure the continuity of communications in the face of disaster. Military leaders at the time were concerned that a preemp­tive nuclear attack by the Soviets on U.S. telecommunications hubs could disrupt the chain of command -- and that their own counterstrike orders might never make it from their command bunkers to their in­tended recipients in the missile silos of North Dakota. So they asked the Internet's original engineers to design a system that could sense and automatically divert traffic around the inevitable equipment failures that would accompany any such attack. "The Internet achieves this feat in a simple yet ingenious way: It breaks up every email, web page, and video we transmit into packets of information and forwards them through a labyrinthine network of routers -- specialized network computers that are typically redundantly connected to more than one other node on the network. Each router contains a regularly updated routing table, similar to a local train sched­ule. When a packet of data arrives at a router, this table is consulted and the packet is forwarded in the general direction of its destination. If the best pathway is blocked, congested, or damaged, the routing table is updated accordingly and the packet is diverted along an alternative path­way, where it will meet the next router in its journey, and the process will repeat. A packet containing a typical web search may traverse dozens of Internet routers and links -- and be diverted away from multiple conges­tion points or offline computers -- on the seemingly instantaneous trip between your computer and your favorite website. The highly distributed nature of the routing system ensures that if a malicious hacker were to disrupt a single, randomly chosen computer on the Internet, or even physically blow it up, the network itself would be unlikely to be affected. The routing tables of nearby routers would simply be updated and would send network traffic around the damaged machine. In this way, it's designed to be robust in the face of the antici­pated threat of equipment failure. However, the modern Internet is extremely vulnerable to a form of attack that was unanticipated when it was first invented: the malicious exploitation of the network's open architecture -- not to route around damage, but to engorge it with extra, useless information. This is what Internet spammers, computer worms and viruses, botnets, and distrib­uted denial of service attacks do: They flood the network with empty packets of information, often from multiple sources at once. These del­uges hijack otherwise beneficial features of the network to congest the system and bring a particular computer, central hub, or even the whole network to a standstill. – Why Things Bounce Back – Andrew Zolli & Ann Marie Healy (Free Press)

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The secret word is Arachnid 

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THE FROZDICK FAMILY














Dolores Gomez-Frozdick ordered her men to shoot the photographer.

ALTOGETHER NOW...














(Lifted from Donna Destri)

GRATUITOUS HERMIONE


Saturday, September 01, 2012

THIS IS JUAN MANUEL SÁNCHEZ GORDILLO













He reminds me of a song I once wrote.

"Gordillo's reputation as a modern-day Robin Hood has grown this summer after a series of "workers' marches" across southern Andalucía saw followers raid food from two supermarkets and hand it to the poor. Flash occupations of bank branches and an empty luxury country hotel have kept his small Andalucian Workers' Union in the headlines as debate rages about a style of direct action that attracts those seeking radical change to Spain's current diet of soaring unemployment, recession and harsh austerity.
"The right likes to make out that we are a dangerous bunch of criminals, a sort of modern Pancho Villa," bearded Gordillo said, his trademark Palestinian-style keffiyeh scarf hanging in immaculate folds. "But that is the same strategy as always. First they criminalise you and then they try to get rid of you." After more than half a dozen arrests over three decades spent fighting for the rights of landless Andalucian labourers, 60-year-old Gordillo will not be easily put off his latest crusade." (Click here for the rest)

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The secret word is Liberate

NO ONE SAID IT WOULD BE EASY




















(Lifted from CSM)



BUT LOOOKING AT IT FROM ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW


(Image from HCB)

IS IT JIMI OR IS IT PHOTOSHOP (And is he playing “Lady Of Spain”?)


Friday, August 31, 2012

DOC’S REPUBLICAN SCRAPBOOK
















“And when you vote, darlings, be happy that it’s all for little me.”

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The secret word is Taliban 








MARILYN SEZ…




















“It says here that Mitt Romney was grown in a vat by aliens.”

Thursday, August 23, 2012

IT’S ONLY CAPITALIST WASTELAND (Part 2)













When I was a young lad I read an essay by Oscar Wilde, The Soul Of Man Under Socialism. It was very Wildean and somewhat naïve. Wilde’s vision was a socialist utopia where, if a machine was invented to sweep the streets, the street sweepers – instead of being tossed out to starve on the scrap heap of unemployment – would be free to write romantic poetry and perform interpretive dance in the manner if Isadora Duncan. Okay so this was gay 1890s over-the-top but utopian aspirations do tend to be forgotten in the struggle for survival in the sinking mess that is 21st century capitalism is Thus I was happily surprised to come across this comment on the Common Dreams newsletter from someone using the name Durrofix.

“Why do our leaders not embrace the policies they know to work?  Because they're not interested in solving the problem.   They're interested in getting rich, militarizing police, selling weapons, locking up the poor and so forth. The liberal dream of "work for everyone" is not a laudable goal.  The goal should be to eliminate work entirely.  Many "primitive" tribes studied by proto-anthropologists did not even have a word for "work".  The concept was completely foreign to them.  Indeed, if you study the origins of capitalism you find that no one, anywhere, voluntarily decided that working all day for a boss was a desirable way to spend the rest of their lives.  The process invariably involved expropriation of communal lands and severe punishments for those who resisted.  In England, the first "vagrants" (ie people who refused to toil all day in the new industrial factories) were subjected to extreme tortures, including branding. 
So much for the "free contract". 

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The secret word is Idyll

THE FROZDICK FAMILY



















After the meltdown, Aurora Frozdick took no chances. 

GRATUITOUS BOOTS


CRUMB



Tuesday, August 21, 2012

NO SLEEP ‘TIL…


















As a former speedfreak I found this excerpt from our pals at Delancey Place quite fascinating. (Although the rats probably didn’t.)

"In the 1980s, researchers at the University of Chicago decided to find out what happens when an animal is deprived of sleep for a long period of time. In but one of the many odd tests you will find in the history of sleep research, these scientists forced rats to stay awake by placing them on a tiny platform suspended over cold water. The plat­form was balanced so that it would remain level only if a rat kept moving. If a rat fell asleep, it would tumble into the water and be forced to swim back to safety (or drown, an option that the researchers seemed strangely blase about). Fast-forward to two weeks later. All of the rats were dead. This confused the researchers, though they had a few hints that something bad was going to happen. As the rats went longer and longer without sleep, their bodies began to self-destruct. They developed strange spots and festering sores that didn't heal, their fur started to fall out in large clumps, and they lost weight no matter how much food they ate. So the researchers decided to perform autopsies, and lo and behold they found nothing wrong with the animals' organs that would lead them to fail­ing so suddenly. This mystery gnawed at scientists so much that twenty years later, another team decided to do the exact same experiment, but with better instruments. This time, they thought, they will find out what happens inside of a rat's body during sleep deprivation that ultimately leads to its death. Again the rats stayed awake for more than two weeks, and again they died after developing gnarly sores. But just like their peers in Chicago years earlier, the research team could find no clear reason why the rats were keeling over. The lack of sleep itself looked to be the killer. The best guess was that staying awake for so long drained the animal's system and made it lose the ability to regulate its body temperature. Humans who are kept awake for too long start to show some of the same signs as those hapless rats. Within the first twenty-four hours of sleep deprivation, the blood pressure starts to increase. Not long afterward, the metabolism levels go haywire, giving a person an uncontrollable craving for carbo­hydrates. The body temperature drops and the immune system gets weaker. If this goes on for too long, there is a good chance that the mind will turn against itself, making a person experi­ence visions and hear phantom sounds akin to a bad acid trip. At the same time, the ability to make simple decisions or recall obvious facts drops off severely. It is a bizarre downward spi­ral that is all the more peculiar because it can be stopped com­pletely, and all of its effects will vanish, simply by sleeping for a couple of hours." -- David K. Randall -- Dreamland Adventures in the Strange Science of Sleep (Norton)

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The secret letter is Z

A WHOLE LOTTA BOB


I lifted this 20 minute Dylan TV show from Dangerous Minds. Click here and enjoy.

THE BLOODY REPUBLICANS ARE AT IT AGAIN (How many tines does the same fight have to be fought?)


GRATUITOUS & INEXPLICABLE


Monday, August 20, 2012

TODAY IS H.P. (HOWARD PHILLIPS) LOVECRAFT’S 122ND BIRTHDAY
















"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".

IT’S ONLY CAPITALIST WASTELAND













Pussy Riot go to jail. Julian Assange makes a weird speech from the balcony of the Ecuadorian embassy in London. Bankers continue to play three-card monte with the assets of the world while economies implode and populations grow desperate. Operators in air-conditioned bunkers, directing robot weapons, fight the wars of the rich. Suicide bombers, with Semtex strapped to their bodies, fight the wars of the poor. If I can’t save the wolves, how can I save myself? Recreational mass murder is back in vogue. Weep or fight? Fight, I guess. Summer draws to a close. Food production on a global scale is threatened by climate change but still the idiot propaganda is still disseminated. Will it change? Will it change in time? Will it ever change? 

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The secret word is Ire 

NEED WE SAY MORE?


AYN RAND PORN


Our pal Doug the Bass emailed me the following gem "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" anagrams to "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn" 

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT


Thursday, August 16, 2012

ELVIS PRESLEY DIED 35 YEARS AGO TODAY


Here at Doc40, we only really mark the death of Elvis in passing. We celebrate the man on his birthday – January 8th. Today, however, The Guardian has reprinted my 1977 cover obituary from the NME.Click here.

And click here. Trust me.

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY


GO ASK ALICE


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