tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post7361097286443416341..comments2023-12-27T04:11:52.386-08:00Comments on Doc 40: SEA MONKEYS CHANGED MY LIFEUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-6541663842766325662008-07-25T07:37:00.000-07:002008-07-25T07:37:00.000-07:00They are essential if you go in for tropical fish ...They are essential if you go in for tropical fish breeding because they make ideal food for newly-hatched fry!The Green Bardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06221923991327591141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-74323681265899793782008-07-09T20:56:00.000-07:002008-07-09T20:56:00.000-07:00Damn you, mother!Damn you, mother!Mickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07900393623424594648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-23951467988076781812008-07-09T15:55:00.000-07:002008-07-09T15:55:00.000-07:00Michael,You know perfectly well that what really c...Michael,<BR/>You know perfectly well that what really changed your life were those trashy, high-heeled Cinderella glitter slippers you were always sending off for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-35649780335689712312008-07-08T14:23:00.000-07:002008-07-08T14:23:00.000-07:00This was about the one thing I never ordered from ...This was about the one thing I never ordered from the Ellisdons catalogue, LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-146685357522202142008-07-08T13:43:00.000-07:002008-07-08T13:43:00.000-07:00I just couldn't handle the whole sea monkey nuclea...I just couldn't handle the whole sea monkey nuclear family ideal, micro organisms that wore crowns and might as my child mind saw it leave the confines of their fish-bowl penitentiary and attack me while I slept. And now you tell me they were actually brine shrimps!?<BR/>But they must have been radioactively mutated shrimp families right?<BR/>who would break loose from their glass jail and Löst Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907139441842698894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-58507136878467609102008-07-08T10:06:00.000-07:002008-07-08T10:06:00.000-07:00The secret is this, motherfuckers: the sea monkeys...The secret is this, motherfuckers: the sea monkeys were first uncovered by CIA agents in a coptic vase between 1947 and 1951 as part of an ongoing investigation into the Dead Sea Scrolls.<BR/><BR/>Only Philip K. Dick was aware of this, due to excessive exposure first to strontium irradiated amphetamine, and subsequently as the result to exposure to LSD 25 in a botched U.S. government sponsored ibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08788986697776895039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-60739651941560968072008-07-08T09:53:00.000-07:002008-07-08T09:53:00.000-07:00My Sea Monkeys were fucking brilliant, they lived ...My Sea Monkeys were fucking brilliant, they lived in a little castle drove little aqua cars and grew up to have meaningful careers, one as a conservative cabinet minister, one as a priest and one as the lead singer of Megadeath.<BR/><BR/>The X Ray specs were also excellent, saw straight through ladies clothing, which meant that there was never a reason to get yer mates big brother to go and buy aAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-29982519470235794602008-07-08T07:37:00.000-07:002008-07-08T07:37:00.000-07:00I feel your pain, bro. The REAL bitch is that, onc...I feel your pain, bro. The REAL bitch is that, once you discovered they were just plain 'ol brine shrimp, they were so small that they'd get lost in the batter and the hot oil would just incinerate 'em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-23144115688945491032008-07-08T04:02:00.000-07:002008-07-08T04:02:00.000-07:00"So eager to please, they can even be trained..." ..."So eager to please, they can even be trained..." Yeah, right.<BR/><BR/>Mick, as a joke, I bought some for our old pal Russell on his birthday a few years ago. Needless to say, they cost a lot more than a buck and a quarter these days...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-10604416944961085012008-07-07T22:43:00.000-07:002008-07-07T22:43:00.000-07:00Dumb ass? Oh bullshit, you weren't too clear on wh...Dumb ass? Oh bullshit, you weren't too clear on where you'd find it, but you still believed in magic. Where better to find it than on the back of a comic book? OK, so that was a let down. Still searching though, aren't you. I am.Your driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06406948739451124566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6169910.post-33118318562638744442008-07-07T21:32:00.000-07:002008-07-07T21:32:00.000-07:00Farren, you were one fucking dumb-ass kid.Farren, you were one fucking dumb-ass kid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com